PERUVIAN VIAGRA

 Preparations:

             1 Frog

            3 Ladles of hot, white bean broth

            2 Spoon of honey

            Raw aloe vera plant

Maca (an Andean root also believed to boost stamina and sex drive)

Bangs the frog against the tiles to kill it and then makes two (2) incisions along its belly and peels off the skin as if husking corn. 

Add three (3) ladles of hot, white bean broth, two generous spoonfuls of honey, raw aloe vera plant and several tablespoons of maca into a household blender.

Then, drop the frog in. 

            Once strained, the result is a starchy, milkshake-like liquid that stings the throat.

A mixture revered by some Andean cultures for having the power to cure asthma, bronchitis, sluggishness and a low sex drive.  You may replace your morning and afternoon coffee of a steaming beer mug beverage of frog juice.  The said concoction can give you power.

 

 
A frog juice vendor, Bertha de Jesus, left, puts a frog in the blender as she prepares a juice in Lima, Peru. Vendors assure frog juice is good for asthma, anemia, and brain activity and, is also used as a powerful aphrodisiac.